ISE EXHIBIT #A • DESK SLEEP PROTOCOL
Max in Deep Computational Stasis
Captured in the wild during a 300-level STEM lecture. Max demonstrates the coveted "Folded Arm Cushion" technique, allowing micro-REM dreaming while maintaining auditory awareness of potential pop quizzes.
What is an "Indie Science Engineer"?
As an ISE major, Max rejects the mainstream commercial engineering establishment. He does not use expensive CAD software or venture-backed incubators. Instead, he designs underground prototypes powered by cheap capacitors, free dining hall straws, and pure intellectual grit.
Symbiosis with Louis Small:
When Louis discovers a new way to beat the UNC meal plan, Max is the engineer who models the fluid dynamics of the soda fountain dispenser. When Max needs an orthotic wedge to prevent wrist strain during marathon soldering runs, Louis prescribes custom podiatric support.
| OPERATIONAL CODENAME | MAX_ISE_001 |
|---|---|
| PRIMARY WEAPON | 0.7mm Pilot G2 Pen & Spiral Notebook Pillow |
| CAMPUS VELOCITY | 4.8 mph (when free pizza is announced) |
| RESTING HEART RATE | 42 bpm (during 8:00 AM chemistry lectures) |